Miss Piggy On Beauty

fearfullymade-locs:

thedameloves:

homeisaheartbeat:

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What are your top beauty tips?

Start out perfect and don’t change a thing. Always accentuate your best features by pointing at them. And conceal your flaws by sucker punching anyone who has the audacity to mention them.

Never too old to learn from the Muppets.

And this:

“Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.” – Miss Piggy

vongoladodicesimo:

sadakotetsuwan:

kaytayzombay:

showerthoughtsofficial:

How important do you have to be to have been “assassinated” instead of “murdered”?

That is…a good question

If the motivation is political, then it’s assassination. Otherwise it’s murder. You cannot be assassinated by accident.

If a jilted ex murders the Prince of Placeland, it’s just a murder.

If a jilted ex is also a member of a rival political faction, it may be assassination.

If a jilted ex is driving home in tears and accidentally runs over the Prince of Placeland in the middle of the night in a neighborhood where the streetlights are out because of the prince’s questionable infrastructure policy, it’s manslaughter.

Thanks murder side of tumblr

here, my love, 
is a flower in your name
to remember all the soft gentleness of you:
     the way you loved sunshine at all hours of the day
     the way you smiled exuberance like all of life was yours to live 
     the way you shined like a river in midday light

from your fallen blood, my love, i raise new beauty for you.

and here, my love, 
is a battle in your name
to remember all the fierce strength of you:
     the way you chased the winds without pause
     the way you climbed mountains like the skies were yours to conquer
     the way you wore crowns and robes like a helmet and armour

i defy death, my love, and dare the gods to take your soul from me.

Alas! Alas! – apollo and hyacinth ( j.p. )

Hey Steph, I always thought ‘to’ and ‘till’ meant the exact same thing because there is only one German word to translate both of them. Could you explain what the difference is and what it means for the end of the line quote please? Thanks, and I hope you’re having good day :)

brendaonao3:

stephrc79:

Look at you, nonnie, being super nice! These are the best kind of nonnie messages. 

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And sure! I can explain it to you.

So, the two lines are as follows:

or

The second one is correct, but more importantly, the reason it matters is because till the end of the line means that I’m with you until we hit the last stop, and then I’m done. We go our separate ways. I’m with until we get there. But once we’re there, I’m no longer with you.

Where as, I’m with you to the end of the line has no connotation like that. It says I’m with you all the way to the end, whereever or whenever that may be, even if it’s for the rest of eternity. I’m with you on this journey, for the entire journey, wherever that may go. In no way does it imply that once the journey is over, the relationship will end.

And that’s the big difference nonnie: Till puts the emphasis on what happens at the end of the journey, whereas to puts emphasis on the journey itself.

Hope that helps!

*points up* I’m not militant about a lot, but I will fight everyone on this, because it is and will always be TO the end of the line because their love story (however you define it) will never end, because a love like what they have for each other is eternal.

marciellaniello:

inkandcayenne:

As a professor, may I ask you what you think about fanfiction?

I think fanfiction is literature and literature, for the most part, is fanfiction, and that anyone that dismisses it simply on the grounds that it’s derivative knows fuck-all about literature and needs to get the hell off my lawn.

Most of the history of Western literature (and probably much of non-Western literature, but I can’t speak to that) is adapted or appropriated from something else.  Homer wrote historyfic and Virgil wrote Homerfic and Dante wrote Virgilfic (where he makes himself a character and writes himself hanging out with Homer and Virgil and they’re like “OMG Dante you’re so cool.“  He was the original Gary Stu).  Milton wrote Bible fanfic, and everyone and their mom spent the Middle Ages writing King Arthur fanfic.  In the sixteenth century you and another dude could translate the same Petrarchan sonnet and somehow have it count as two separate poems, and no one gave a fuck.  Shakespeare doesn’t have a single original plot–although much of it would be more rightly termed RPF–and then John Fletcher and Mary Cowden Clarke and Gloria Naylor and Jane Smiley and Stephen Sondheim wrote Shakespeare fanfic.  Guys like Pope and Dryden took old narratives and rewrote them to make fun of people they didn’t like, because the eighteenth century was basically high school.  And Spenser!  Don’t even get me started on Spenser.

Here’s what fanfic authors/fans need to remember when anyone gives them shit: the idea that originality is somehow a good thing, an innately preferable thing, is a completely modern notion.  Until about three hundred years ago, a good writer, by and large, was someone who could take a tried-and-true story and make it even more awesome.  (If you want to sound fancy, the technical term is imitatio.)  People were like, why would I wanna read something about some dude I’ve never heard of?  There’s a new Sir Gawain story out, man!  (As to when and how that changed, I tend to blame Daniel Defoe, or the Modernists, or reality television, depending on my mood.)

I also find fanfic fascinating because it takes all the barriers that keep people from professional authorship–barriers that have weakened over the centuries but are nevertheless still very real–and blows right past them. Producing literature, much less circulating it, was something that was well nigh impossible for the vast majority of people for most of human history.  First you had to live in a culture where people thought it was acceptable for you to even want to be literate in the first place.  And then you had to find someone who could teach you how to read and write (the two didn’t necessarily go together).  And you needed sufficient leisure time to learn.  And be able to afford books, or at least be friends with someone rich enough to own books who would lend them to you.  Good writers are usually well-read and professional writing is a full-time job, so you needed a lot of books, and a lot of leisure time both for reading and writing.  And then you had to be in a high enough social position that someone would take you seriously and want to read your work–to have access to circulation/publication in addition to education and leisure time.  A very tiny percentage of the population fit those parameters (in England, which is the only place I can speak of with some authority, that meant from 500-1000 A.D.: monks; 1000-1500: aristocratic men and the very occasional aristocratic woman; 1500-1800: aristocratic men, some middle-class men, a few aristocratic women; 1800-on, some middle-class women as well). 

What’s amazing is how many people who didn’t fit those parameters kept writing in spite of the constant message they got from society that no one cared about what they had to say, writing letters and diaries and stories and poems that often weren’t discovered until hundreds of years later.  Humans have an urge to express themselves, to tell stories, and fanfic lets them.  If you’ve got access to a computer and an hour or two to while away of an evening, you can create something that people will see and respond to instantly, with a built-in community of people who care about what you have to say.

I do write the occasional fic; I wish I had the time and mental energy to write more.  I’ll admit I don’t read a lot of fic these days because most of it is not–and I know how snobbish this sounds–particularly well-written.  That doesn’t mean it’s “not good”–there are a lot of reasons people read fic and not all of them have to do with wanting to read finely crafted prose.  That’s why fic is awesome–it creates a place for all kinds of storytelling.  But for me personally, now that my job entails reading about 1500 pages of undergraduate writing per year, when I have time to read for enjoyment I want it to be by someone who really knows what they’re doing.  There’s tons of high-quality fic, of course, but I no longer have the time and patience to go searching for it that I had ten years ago. 

But whether I’m reading it or not, I love that fanfiction exists.  Because without people doing what fanfiction writers do, literature wouldn’t exist.  (And then I’d be out of a job and, frankly, I don’t know how to do anything else.)

YES. ALL OF THIS

wellamyblake:

illonink:

My top three feminist exploitations of male-default language:

1. “Valar morghulis. All men must die.” “Yes, but we are not men.” – Daenerys, Game of Thrones

2. “No man can kill me!” “I am no man!!!!” – Eowyn, LotR: Return of the King

3. “God creates dinosaurs. God destroys dinosaurs. God creates man. Man destroys God. Man creates dinosaurs.” “Dinosaurs eat man. Woman inherits the earth.” – Dr. Ellie Sattler, Jurassic Park

4. “That’s No Man’s Land. That means no man can cross it”

“No, but it’s what I’m going to do” – Diana Prince, Wonder Woman

when did Icarus become
the boy who fell? 

tell me which poet heard his story
and decided that this, 
     this is a story about falling
                              about drowning.
show me the poet, and i will show you
a blind fool who does not understand that
     heroes are made of the same stuff as boys who plummet in the sky

legends love to tell of the foolish boy with wings 
who forgot that beeswax and summer sun make nothing but tragedies,
but we have forgotten the most important part of the story: 

                                         y
                                       l
     Icarus learned to f  
                  before he  f
                                       e
                                          l
                                            l

And for one shining moment–
     before the fall,
     before the fear and the cold,
     before the screaming rush of air and the splash of seaspray–
for one shining, iridescent moment, 
he kissed the clouds.
he tasted sundrops on his lips. 
he stood where gods only dare to tread.
he held the whole sky in his outstretched arms
     and the whole world in beneath his winged shoulders.

the boy who fell flew ( j.p. )

Fanfiction is the madwoman in mainstream culture’s attic, but the attic won’t contain it forever. Writing and reading fanfiction isn’t just something you do; it’s a way of thinking critically about the media you consume, of being aware of all the implicit assumptions that a canonical work carries with it, and of considering the possibility that those assumptions might not be the only way things have to be.

Anne Jamison, Fic: Why Fan Fiction is Taking Over the World.

(via meyerlansky)