So I recently read Breadth Requirements by skyisgray and if only you could see me (for the pie that I am) by bitelikefire and now I need more mistaken identity fics in my life. Do you know of any more mistaken identity fics?

skyisgray:

thestuckylibrary:

Alright so identity porn is on of my fave tropes so I’m gonna make this a minipost and just put it all here

The Blind Leading

Steve is specifically told not to fraternize with the independently contracted Winter Soldier.

Blue, White and Read All Over (WIP)

Mild-mannered reporter by day, superhero by… other parts of the day.

The one where Captain America has a day job, Bucky spends most of his time with superheroes and supervillains, and nothing is quite as normal as it seems.

Breadth Requirements

Steve’s never met his Psych TA in person, but he’s a little obsessed with their snarky, flirty email conversations.

Steve’s never made any headway with the hot guy who sits in front of him in Psych, but he’s a little obsessed with his mouth.

Crush

Steve knows that the world looks at him as 6’2" of muscle and more muscle, blue eyes, golden locks and apple pie smile.He doesn’t necessarily like it, but he’s used to it. He’s not really going to go out of his way to correct the usual between the lines straight-as-a-die assumption that goes with it. The physical description is, he knows, correct, it’s something he has worked hard on. But in reality he’s 6’2" of giant-gay-marshmallow-puff, all fluff and feels. And yes, he knows he needs to spend less time on the internet, especially tumblr

If Only You Could See Me

In which Steve is the proud owner of Frost, a semi famous local bakery in DC and despite the overwhelming insistence that it’s about time he start dating, Steve swears up and down he isn’t ready for that. Or as of recently, just doesn’t have the time because of Mr. Barnes – the highly demanding wedding planner on the phone who keeps asking for nearly impossible deliveries and maybeSteve would like to personally strangle him. Maybe.

Make One Dream Come True

Five times the Winter Soldier evaded capture.

In which there are tuxedoes, vodka martinis (shaken, not stirred), fakeout makeouts, massive property damage, a shark pit, and Steve has an Ursula Andress moment. But mostly, in true James Bond fashion, villains are seduced to the side of good.

Our Broken Parts 

Steve is sent undercover to catch an elusive Russian assassin. He didn’t want to do it in the first place; he’s damn certain he won’t be asked again.

Our Perceived Realities 

Bucky Barnes has always lived at the edge of Steve’s map. From grade school to church to this foul-smelling dock job, where Bucky heaves crates around and Steve counts figures in the dark, cool office, they’ve always been close enough to be aware of each other but too far to strike up any real friendship.

They’ve lived in the same neighborhood among the same stock of beaten-down Irish immigrants their whole lives, and they’ve had three proper conversations.

Seven Minutes in Heaven

Steve’s mission objective is to apprehend the Winter Soldier. He certainly succeeds.

The Supersoldiers’ Amnesiac Groom

Steve Rogers has always known that the supersoldier serum was a gift, and he’s never been afraid to do what’s right.

When Uncle Sam asks him to unite the two sides of the Cold War by taking part in a symbolic union with a fabled Russian assassin, Captain America doesn’t hesitate to do his duty.

Little does he know how thoroughly his world is going to be turned upside down.

To Memory Now I Can’t Recall

While on a mission storming a HYDRA facility, James Buchanan Barnes touches one of the many strange alien devices collected by the Red Skull. He does this, in fact, twice— in the past, and in the future.

Next thing he knows, Bucky Barnes is opening his eyes in the 21st century, which is full of great gadgets and coffee, and at least includes his old pal Steve. (And, inexplicably, a different Stark.) Meanwhile, the Winter Soldier finds himself in the middle of WorldWar Two, helping Captain America hunt down HYDRA (which is at least familiar), pretending to be Bucky Barnes (which is not), and figuring out the very noisy group of soldiers who call themselves the Howling Commandos.

Stucky identity porn 🙂

Hawkguyz’s STEVEBUCKY FIC RECS #3

hawkguyz:

Round up of the best fics I’ve read this month, divided into two categories: Canon and AU. Favorites are marked with a ♥.
↳ for more detailed fic recs, visit wintershield recs // monthly recs tag.

  • CANON:

20th Century Limited by Speranza (52,010 – E)

“Where am I? Where is this?” and he was in Brooklyn, he was on a beach, the train was shaking around him. He was in the plane, ice splintering up onto the windshield. He was in a tank, tubes trailing from his face, from his groin. Christ, he was cold. There was still ice on his fingers. He was in the Grand Canyon. He was in Times Square. This couldn’t be Times Square. Where the hell was this? “Tell me! Where am I, who are you, where’s—” —Bucky?

A History of Skin by CheeseWrites (23,375 – T)

Bucky and Steve were made and unmade by each other’s hands.

[Or, five touches that defined Bucky Barnes, and one that didn’t.]

All Good Things… (They Don’t Have to End) by TheRavenLady (9,313 – E)

There are many, many instances in Bucky’s life where he has to swoop in and protect Steve. It happens a lot, since the kid can never keep his mouth shut or his fists to himself- though Bucky is always happy to step in and help him finish people off. It’s what he does.

There is one time, however, where he does not have to step in, and he never forgets it, not for the rest of his life.

Breathe Underwater by StilesBastille24 (8,150 – NR)

“He’s had it tough,” Steve forced himself to say. “Stuff like that changes you. I think – I think for him I’m just a bad memory now.” It was gutting to say out loud. It was Wednesday and Steve was miserable.

Natasha studied Steve for a moment, the way she studied a tactical mission. Finally she shook her head. “That sucks.”

It was Wednesday and Steve was blindsided by how much he appreciated Natasha Romanoff’s friendship.

dancing with myself by glitteratiglue (7,662 – M)

Five times Bucky gave himself a hand (+1 time he didn’t need to).

first monday by yasgorl (3,575 – E)

Bucky just wants to get dicked.

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Steve has a name for it.

He’s not supposed to share it with anyone, but Dum Dum had seen the same movie he did and got the reference immediately.  The latter lost no time in sharing this with the rest of the Commandos.

Hell, none of them could miss that and poor Colonel Philips eventually had to institute a Rule, muttering all the while about what the hell did he ever do to end up with a fucking fairy tale Disney princess in his army. 

Seventy-odd years later, it was immensely comforting to Steve that Bucky still had that knack. 

So, it was Sam’s idea to get them all out to the zoo, right? Look at the animals, maybe get some cotton candy, feed peanuts to the elephants.  Something nice and normal and totally relaxing.

Sam forgot that he hung around with the Avengers.

Normal fled screaming out the window a LONG time ago.

So Bucky ends up being doted on by the birds, the squirrels and the deer.  The giraffes and the elephants gently snuffed at his hair.  The grumpy tiger even padded up and was obviously demanding to be petted.  Even the freakin’ penguins wanted to waddle up to the Winter Soldier and it was only by the grace of God, national heroics and Tony Stark that the zoo personnel didn’t freak out at the sight of their wards wanting to comfort and reach out to one very bewildered Bucky Barnes.

“This is insane.  I have killed so many people – I mean, WHAT ARE YOU ALL DOING?!!!” Bucky was terribly Not Intimidating with a squirrel on his shoulder and a bird gently grooming his hair and the stray kitten that was definitely going to be a new pet, meowing in his pocket. 

Steve had a name for this, even as he solemnly listened to the OTHER squirrel importantly telling him Things About the Care and Feeding of Bucky Barnes™.

Snow Bucky. 

Snow Bucky tried to maintain his Pout™ after hearing and REMEMBERING this nickname but it was very hard to maintain said Pout™ when one’s baby kept trying to kiss it away.

Snow Bucky and the More Than Seven Avengers
(via darthstitch)