Tag: crack

“No, see I have a problem with this, okay?”

“Buck – “

“What, you want your own statue there, Barnes?”

“NO, Wilson.  I mean – there’s artistic license and creative whatsis but no.  I have to put my foot down on this one.”

“Bucky, no.”

“STEVEN GRANT ROGERS IT IS NOT RIGHT THAT THEY TOTALLY FAILED AT CAPTURING THE MAGNIFICENCE OF YOUR ASS.”

“…”

“Oh my God, Bucky.”

“Y’know, I am seriously contemplating my life and my life choices, hanging out with you two geriatric dinosaurs.“

“See, Wilson, Steve’s Ass is a National Treasure™ and I’m only ensuring it gets the appreciation it deserves and that it’s properly portrayed in art and everything.”

“This is your boyfriend, Steve.”

“I know, Sam.”

“This is your life.  This is your choice.”

“Since 1939, Sam.  Actually, earlier than that, I guess.  Fucking puberty and everything.”

“The Ass on that Statue thing is too goddamn flat and you know it!”

“Am I allowed to run away to Canada yet?”

Keeping alive the legacy of @greenbergsays‘ That Ass and spreading the good word everywhere.   Brought about by seeing THIS on my Dash:

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