Listen to the mustn’ts, child. Listen to the don’ts. Listen to the shouldn’ts, the impossibles, the won’ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me…Anything can happen, child. Anything can be.
Shel Silverstein (via theijeoma)
Is This the One Flaw in the Otherwise Great Captain America: Civil War?
When your homophobia was so blatant in the text, that even mainstream media can call you on it.
Yep. I liked Sharon, but that kiss had zero chemistry. It was just flat-out creepy.
I always thought that Steve/Sharon was downward creepy. I love Sharon as a character and honestly it’s a shame she is not on the airport scene but That Scene was useless.
Take note, Marvel. Even MAINSTREAM MEDIA is judging you.
Please put the entirety of article on my grave hallelujah it’s only 2016 and mainstream media is finally waking up i cannot believe
Is This the One Flaw in the Otherwise Great Captain America: Civil War?
According to Natasha, Steve just breathing is enough to get Bucky all hot and bothered.
(Look, you spend enough winters nursing your sweetheart through bouts of pneumonia and watching the rise and fall of that thin chest and rubbing that stuff that came all the way from China which Mrs. Chen swears would clear up his congestion on his chest and you’ll probably understand why Bucky can sing paeans regarding Steve’s ability to breathe. This is also why Bucky’s favorite lullaby is just to listen to the steady, sure beat of Steve’s heart. )
However, Steve actually LIVES to discombobulate his ridiculous darling, especially when said ridiculous darling has already made it his lifelong mission to scar the entire team with the Odes to Steve’s Ass™.
“You two assholes DESERVE each other,” is what Sam Wilson says about the shenanigans of everyone’s favorite pair of Super Soldiers.
(Sam and Bucky have established a “Bro-ship of Mutual Hatred™” in which the two of them prank and tease each other the entire day because Sam would totally not be friends with Steve Rogers if he weren’t a little shit himself and Bucky totally gets along with that personality type.)
So of course, Sam is sharing Natasha’s popcorn on the day that Steve reveals to the team that Bucky Barnes has a language kink.
Because Steve manages to induce a major Code Red when he cheerfully attaches himself like a happy octopus to his fella and basically tells him sweet nothings in perfect Romanian.
Bucky’s eyes darken and that’s it – he’s a goner, with the goofiest of goofy smiles spreading across his face. And of course, the best way to deal with affectionate Octopus!Steve is to grope the Buns of Freedom™ and march him right back to the bedroom.
“Aw, Barnes, really?” Nat mock-complains.
“I AIN’T SHARING FREEDOM AND LIBERTY WITH YOU, ROMANOVA!”
“BUCK!“ Steve should have been more scandalized but he’s really wheezing with helpless laughter. But that’s how they are at their best – lots of laughter in between kisses, gropes and all the loving they can possibly stand.
Tony walks in on this scene because Tony has the worst timing in the world. Clint just hands him a pot of coffee all his own.
"It aint’ Brain Bleach™ but it’ll do,” Clint says sagely. “Aw, love.”
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