neverwhere:

zooeyscigar:

justgot1:

dingo-inna-domino-mask:

eatingcroutons:

zwartezwaluw:

imperatorannakas:

strictly-bucky:

taylucifer-suewift:

MY SOUL LEFT MY BODY

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS? WHAT THE FUCK. IS THIS EVEN LEGAL IN THE U.S.? I DONT NEED THIS KIND OF TURMOIL AND DISRUPTION IN MY LIFE.

I was not expecting this.

Is this an audition for something?

Does anyone have captions for this?

He leans forward into the camera, whispers, “He turns you on,” gets slapped or something, leans back again, and then right at the end says, “Feels good doesn’t it.”

NONE OF WHICH IS REMOTELY IN THE VICINITY OF OKAY

ok the tongue thing before he speaks and how fucking pleased he looks at getting slapped, I mean really this is TOO MUCH

What … is this a rehearsal for … and where can I find it.

folks, the person he’s talking to SPITS on him.

He is wiping away spit when he smiles.

can it get more homoerotic?

oh my GOD

dizzilytwirling:

Any major plans for the off season? 

J: Honestly, I’m excited to be eating stuff other than skinless, boneless chicken breast again. laughs. My mom’s been concerned about how much weight I’ve lost during the playoffs, so my first week back in Montreal will mostly be eating everything she puts in front of me. 

What’s your favourite thing to eat that your diet plan didn’t allow for?

J: Maple sugar crusted apple pie. I sneaked a couple slices during the regular season. I would’ve had more, but Tater [Alexei Mashkov] and the guys demolished the rest of it.Â